Me and the Genie....


New member
Aug 20, 2014
So, I'm standing there talking to the magic Genie and he tells me, "I'm here to give you three wishes, but you must understand, whatever you wish for I will give 10 times your wish to your evil ex-wife. What is your First wish?"

"Hmmmmm, for my first wish I'd like to shoot a near perfect golf game."

"For my second wish, I'd like 25 million dollars."

"and for my third wish, I'd like a mild heart attack."