Me and the Genie....

DGM

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So, I'm standing there talking to the magic Genie and he tells me, "I'm here to give you three wishes, but you must understand, whatever you wish for I will give 10 times your wish to your evil ex-wife. What is your First wish?"

"Hmmmmm, for my first wish I'd like to shoot a near perfect golf game."

"For my second wish, I'd like 25 million dollars."

"and for my third wish, I'd like a mild heart attack."